You Got Paged at 3 AM. Agents Pay $5K/Month.

Your manager bragged about five nines in their last leadership review. You haven't slept through a Tuesday in two years. Every page you took. Every postmortem you wrote. Every Slack thread at 3 AM. That became your manager's operational excellence slide. You got tired. Resolve dot ai just raised one hundred twenty-five million at a billion-dollar valuation. They auto-resolve incidents. Anthropic ships a Claude Cookbook for SRE agents. Incident dot io ships a remote MCP server. The runbooks you babysat for years are exactly what these agents query. Wrap your debugging style as an MCP server. List it on Circle Agent Marketplace — five hundred tools, live yesterday. Twenty-one dot dev hit ten thousand a month doing this in six weeks. Agents page themselves now. Nineteen dollars a month, per dev. Two hundred fifty subscribers in your stack — five thousand a month. Recurring. Drop your incident specialty in the comments. First in your stack owns it. Part 2 next week — the build.